Adult fun with another couple or perhaps a single, but we are primarily straight. Not sticks in the mud, though! We are open minded and are very active with strong, sexy libidos. We are intelligent and have a good sense of humor. If we find that we get along pretty well, we could be coerced into doing that again! I am a tall blonde woman with a well-rounded figure with a very sensual mouth. Yes, she is. And she is a very good and dedicated lover. So am I. Your pleasure is our pleasure. Hopefully, we will all feel that way and see what fun arises. Heh, heh.. We are both open. No crazy or dangerous things. Mild S&M could be good, but nothing severe. We have not been to any clubs, orgies or such. Not much into public places. A private party at a home would be nice. A party at a private home would also be nice. We also like eating out, gardening and nature, but that hasn't much to do with this, so we won't talk about that here. =O) Out of self-preservation, we cut and pasted parts of our faces over each others in the photo. We are not really trolls. =O) Just one more point: Swingers are married, and most of the people here are single. That is because of the almighty dollar. The difference between swinger and slut is whom you have sex with. If one single per is present, it is no longer a swinger party, and makes the chance of STDs skyrocket. We are standard members and your mail is invisible to us. In case you are wondering, I have only one hole in my penis. Many men seem to have a birth defect creating two or more holes. That isn't normal.

My Ideal Person Don't have a moniker that starts with "Freaky" or "Bizarre". "HeinousAnus" is not something we want to hear about. Have a pulse. She hates zombies. And if you mess around with singles, re-read the above . Anyone too stupid to to spell the word "discreet" probably cannot walk and chew gum at the same time. The word "discrete" means separate. Good luck having sex with yourself, because that is what you said. Newsflash: Use the online dictionary or try reading a book for a change. We lost interest in one couple that couldn't shut-the-f-up long enough to have sex. They were discarded. Not interested in negative attitudes or forceful/strong women: This isn't a bitch contest... I saw one woman on web-cam that said she never shows her ass or pussy. And then she said she always uses a condom. That is monumentally un-sexy. ALSO: If you are on a webcam, don't just sit there like a lump! Show some signs of life!