Decent respectful man with a nasty edge I am horny fun guy who can bring a guitar, sing like Bocelli, swoon you or you gal (our) dance away - think Shabooms, have fun, be fun, make love smile and say goodnight. You will always here my say, Please, Thank You and Excuse - you will never hear the B word but you will probably hear the F Bomb - cumming from me or her. >>> Simple Rules<<< 1) Be Direct-no email tag - 2) Now means you're local-be realistic 3) Be local, be available 4) Be spontaneous but also send your phone ## 5) Be nice and so far everyone has been 6) Safe meetings are easy-I'm out singing all the time

My Ideal Person A sensual passionate woman that ....

Wants to settle down
Needs a man in her life
Is open to fun with others
Takes care of herself - Think B Joel- she's always a ...
Shows up on time
Calls when she's late
Drive a new car
Might consider a relationship with Single Parent primary custody (that's coming)

Here is a little story about a woman that I just met and was duped by.

She sings, she is pretty, she keeps her weight down, she walks, drives a decent car and she made promises that if I lent her the money she would do xyz - one thing she didn't give up was her box. Perhaps she wanted to used. Anyways she asked for a loan just about a month into our getting closer.

Now she doesn't return my calls. A year a go I was broke, couch surfing, now in less than 4 months I'm halfway there to paying off my debts.

Which man do you want - the deadbeat, or the man with all the money who talks your pants off, or the one that rises up after being trampled hard by events and I mean big events. I;m coming back and looking for someone who has their act together.

Simple rules the guy with the good job gets the girl.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I like being the third wheel in a threeway where I get to fuck the guys wifes while he watches. I take my long cock and give it to her on all holes. While he sits there and watches me do her all night long. I would love to see his hard cock come over after she&#39;s cum 5 times. She&#39;s exhausted from all my pounding but he takes her as shes all wet and ready, then I get under her and him to suck her pussy while pumps in his load as she sucks my cock, she take her now wet and cummed filled pussy and shoves it down on my face while sucking every last drop of my cum as I explode since I&#39;ve held it on for a couple of hours.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A dark back alley

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
The lady on Star Trek who was the empath on next generations. I once came across a video of her naked and fucking some lucky guy. I wanted to meet her on the street as she was told by a friend about my oversized cock., She falls for me and we go off to the beach for the afternoon. She said later that our common friend was coming over next week.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.

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